This week’s penguin: There’s more than one way to scam a herring.

Advertisements

This week’s penguin: This method also takes care of lunch.

This week’s penguin: Not a low-calorie job, though.

This week’s penguin: Completely and utterly impossible.

This week’s penguin: Don’t push it.

This week’s penguin: The ‘tipsy bridesmaid’ shot is mandatory.

This week’s penguin: And talking to tech support is also a challenge.

This week’s penguin: You can make them out of anything really.

This week’s penguin: Natural selection for music: when the new lyrics are ear-wormier than the original.

This week’s penguin: If you don’t get it, you’re not old enough yet.