This week’s penguin: And if you win a level, that’s dinner for a week!

This week’s penguin: Patience is out of stock everywhere.

This week’s penguin: Of course it works for penguins! They are creatures of reason.

This week’s penguin: Phone sizes are the new hemlines.

This week’s penguin: Fish-shaped box of chocolates, but they’re herring-filled!

This week’s penguin: It’s like a tablet but for olds.

This week’s penguin: As simple as possible but not simpler.

This week’s penguin: Or maybe after dinner.

This week’s penguin: And that is why catnip mice are on autoship all winter.

This week’s penguin: Like a house call, but without the mileage.