This week’s penguin: All jobs should come with those perks.

This week’s penguin: It was something I could really use, though.

This week’s penguin: And they say all renewables have the same flavor!

This week’s penguin: There is no such thing as a silly question (that can’t be exploited for likes.)

This week’s penguin: You should see Cthulhu’s side hustle. Or maybe not.

This week’s penguin: Five if you count the grill by the pool house.

This week’s penguin: It’s best when Herring-a-Go-Go is parked right by Rhonda’s Roadkill.

This week’s penguin: I often feel that way about some of my gadgets.

This week’s penguin: It has a terrific raw bar.

This week’s penguin: FWIW, the chef medalled twice in the Precision Cleaver Throw event.