This week’s penguin: Because when you have a cool new toy, there’s something almost criminal about not using it.

This week’s penguin: Gives a new meaning to the term “birthday suit.”

Census

I’m really really tempted to put down my race as “human” – or is that too bitchy?

This week’s penguin: When cute works – and when it doesn’t.

This week’s penguin: The Dal-guin: Deadly? You betcha. Focused? Not so much.

(Thanks to Barbara Japp for the irresistably silly idea!)